have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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