Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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