I saw his package. It spoke to me.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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