shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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