is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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