Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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