i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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