I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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