Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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