he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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