New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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