You can't motorboat a personality
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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