Just cropdusted the office
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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