# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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