you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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