Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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