gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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