road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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