Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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