somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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