i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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