Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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