The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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