I CAN MOONWALK!
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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