Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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