Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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