I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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