Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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