Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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