If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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