Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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