champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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