I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I have already put on my inside pants.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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