My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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