Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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