How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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