Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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