we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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