How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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