Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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