If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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