sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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