Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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