It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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