ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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