she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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