I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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