OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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