Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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