didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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