Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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