Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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