He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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