Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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