: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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