Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
This is the high leading the old right now
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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