Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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